inquisitorcassandra:

they look like some sort of gay superhero crime fighting team lmao

water earth fire.. gay

maybe im biased but my fav type of amell to ship with cullen is the goofy/comedian kind

teslaarmor:

Me: Joins tumblr for fun

Me: starts to critically analyze almost every aspect of modern society 

like the girl posted a pic of an obviously photoshopped bruise with the caption that says something like “oh I got a bruise for standing up against an abuser I feel like a good person” nOTHIG even remotely about feminism and the nature of men, and the guy goes through these painstakingly pretentious hoops to prove it’s a lie (which is is) and then goes onto say at the end

(parenthesis r me)
“Look, I get it. You’re a feminist, (astute observation guy) you want to fight for woman’s rights, you want to take down us men (shut up) because we rule the world or whatever, but your post reeks of “Women are weak, I just stood up for a woman! I’m a woman! I fight! Men shouldn’t hit women! I sacrificed my body to prove a point!” (never mentioned.. ever)

Here’s a much better message you could send to the world:

“How about no one hits anyone?”
(incredible thought, ghandi)

It’s all well and good saying women shouldn’t hit men, but if Tumblr has taught me anything it’s that gender is entirely fluid and therefore the bodies we find ourselves in may not be the ones that we wanted,(this can’t go anywhere good) and as a consequence, a woman hitting a man may actually be a woman identifying as a man hitting a man and now we’re onto a huge debate onto who is what in what body doing what with who,(this is transphobic and just a huge mess but reddit might like it) but let me focus: …”

and some other bullshit like nice going but now can you solve the mystery behind why you’re a milky sack????

that post where the guy debunks the girl who claims her bruise was from a guy who punched her after a confrontation is so annoying bc like okay that’s cool that you debunked it that was a shitty claim for her to make but at the end the guy is like

"you feminists and your man hate and this is oppression" when the girl never mentioned feminism??? like

guys just assume that if a woman does something for attention that she’s a feminist and he’s her complaining that not all men are like that and bs

like you know that girls lie too
and that girls lying doesn’t make them feminist
it makes them wrong
and human
so take your pretentious 4chan nancy drew ass out of here

emissarydeatons:

whispering, “no,” at a character because you know they’re about to make a fool of themselves and kill you with second hand embarrassment

daftlypunk:

reasons you should go see the purge: anarchy

  1. diverse cast
  2. classist meta
  3. made my brother ask “why are they demonizing the rich white people?”

maleehaisconfused:

spikefuckingjonze:

anyone else noticing a trend here?

lol

didn’t know ancient egyptians looked like mayo…