this 40 year old regular comes in all the time and talks to me about my ethnicity and reproductive plans and his “special butter free popcorn” and I actually cannot do a thing about it it’s been brought up by other employees like “hey this guys creepy and he’s making me uncomfortable” and my managers actually said “well radio to see if theres anyone else who can handle him, if not there’s nothing we can do”

it was really obvious a dude sent that too because that blunt joke was the straightest male humor ive ever heard and i do a lot of stand up comedy

Flirting isn't "taking advantage" and honestly if you don't think you're in a position of power as the server you are seriously just trying ignore all factors. There is no such thing as a situation where you can't be blunt. (or smoke one)

oo yeah I can spit in their food or tell them to fuck off can’t wait to lose my job because some creep thought he could snag a date

the customer (in western places like america) DOES have the power
it’s called capitalism

they have money that companies want so bad that they’ll sell their workers agency for it



A Spike Jonze film 



News Anchor in my area loses it over a Fat Cat that likes to swim.

I don’t know how she kept it together for as long as she did. I started cackling when the cat started doggy paddling.



tbh I don’t see the fuss about having waiters/waitresses not being happy and enthusiastic like I came here to eat I didn’t come here to be amused by employees as long as I’m getting my food and they’re not being blatantly rude I don’t see why y’all need to go on yelp to rank a restaurant 0/5 and have an outburst on why your waitress didn’t smile at you when she poured you water

this is pretty fucking important

is abela??

love bela but top 10 of ALL time unforch no

Cullen or Morrigan?
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